Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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