Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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