Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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