some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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