Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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