she looked like the bat from fern gully.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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