the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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