Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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