I didn't shave. On purpose
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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