I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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