But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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