i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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