And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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