You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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