My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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