dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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