the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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