On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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