woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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