I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She's the barista slut.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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