I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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