Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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