I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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