We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just gargled with NyQuil
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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