Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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