so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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