remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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