i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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