Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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