well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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