I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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