i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
how drunk are you?
Several
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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