STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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