I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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