you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You can't just leave with hair like that
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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