Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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