I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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