history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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