Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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