My hair reeks of homosexuality.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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