i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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