This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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