You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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