Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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