That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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