It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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