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That's how twitter works, right?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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