the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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