well you can't waste a boner
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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