oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
love makes seman taste better
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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